purchase

Looking to purchase a shirt, button, or other item with one of my crazy-ass ideas emblazoned upon it? Then go to my CafePress site and shop to your little heart's content.

If you want to buy a clock or fiend, or if you are looking to commission a custom piece to match your apocalyptic bathroom decor, you'll need to contact me so we can make arrangements. Yeah, that sucks. Maybe if I sell a few more I can afford some e-commerce capabilities.

Just FYI, I can accept PayPal payments, so that might ease the pain a little.