apparel (etc.)

I used to make t-shirts with my friend in his basement. He devised homemade screen-printing gear, but it just wasn't cost-effective to do one-off shirts. After CafePress started offering dye-sublimnation printing, I decided to start selling designs through them. Plus you can get other things, like stickers and posters and stuff.

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Clowns Love Kids Clowns love kids and kids love clowns, but no clown loves kids as much as Molesto. Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $18.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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The Botners Ahhh - nothing says springtime like robots in love! The Botners will charm and amuse anyone with a heart and a passion for neural networks. Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $18.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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No Midgets Above This Line It's up to you to help enforce the regulations that define a midget's maximum height and keep tall people from reaping the benefits reserved for the little folks! Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $16.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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World's Laziest Dad (Trucker Hat) It's entirely inconceivable that ALL the dads out there are the world's greatest. Now it's time to honor those men in your life who try hard and fail every time, due to their own wretched inertia. Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $12.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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Rubber Chicken Heed these words of wisdom and worry not about your future. Disregard this sagacity and find yourself in a feathery pile of spent-- well, you get the picture... Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $16.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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Where The Hell Are My Drugs Not only is it a good question just in general, it's also a (potentially) funny (although obvious) parody that should be familiar to anyone who's driven through South Dakota in the last 50 years. Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $19.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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Homies Don't... You're hip! You're with it! And you're socially conscious! Fo' shizzle... Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $26.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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New Texas With all the turmoil in the Middle East these days, it's hard to keep track of who's who and what's what. This shirt highlights the latest regional addition in the annex of the free world. Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $20.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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noo-kye-ler Bib Being President means never having to say you're sorry... or pronounce words correctly. Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $7.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...

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We Rotate Our Tyrants The differences between the Democrats and the Republicans seem almost entirely about how their draconian policies get paid for, not what draconian policies get implemented. Available in numerous styles, including buttons and other items. $16.49 (as shown) Click to learn more...